#pls why

[beaucolics]

oh my god there are so many books to read and instruments to learn and languages to speak and poems to write and oranges to eat and ideologies to study and songs to sing and films to watch and people to kiss and

[frnkiebby]

that faaaccceeee~🎃

[aisy15-chan]

Dan canon event belike (pls help me)

"this my unfinish melody where i fail any thing Danny."

Ref 💥:

[choccymilkblehhh]

why the heck is everyone into paper mario

should i be like

looking into it or smth

does it have funny silly guys???

should i like

know things??

[shaythey]

have you read disillusionment by tenacioussurrender? you should.

[sageburn]

why does everyone hate me? why does god hate me?

[lunian]

What would you think if an evilized villain (maybe a wishmaker-like villain or maybe even a villain that's unrelated to the butterfly miraculous) caused Chloe and Zoe to switch bodies somehow, and nobody fully understands what's going on, so Zoe (in Chloe's body) is taken by Audrey back to New York, despite Zoe desperately trying to explain things. But Chloe enters a fugue state (heavily due to trauma caused by the neglect of her parents) and genuinely thinks she's Zoe, and is even able to recall many of the things Zoe did due to being in Zoe's body. The class thinks “Zoe's” change in behavior is due to the psychological effects of method acting, since “Zoe” is playing Chloe in Astruc's new movie, but they gradually convince “Zoe” to let them help her relearn how to be “herself” again. Meanwhile, in New York, Zoe is trying to get back to Paris, but when she gets there, “Zoe” thinks she’s there to try to hurt Marinette.

Eventually, after listening to “Chloe”, Marinette starts to suspect that “Chloe” might be telling the truth, so she decides that she must test “Chloe” and “Zoe”. She fakes being in danger to see how they react. “Zoe” reacts slightly faster than “Chloe”, so Marinette comes to the conclusion that “Chloe” is lying and that “Chloe” has an evil and manipulative plan. Marinette thinks that “Chloe” must have picked up a few tricks from Lila, because she thinks no version of Chloe could possibly react faster than Zoe when it comes to protecting her.

.... sir, we dont serve ML here since 2021

[beatheprincess]

Answer me this :

Why is it hard to land a simple retail job?

[bestintheparsec]

an episode for the arachnophobia and thalassophobia amirite ladies

[theburningsunset]

does anyone wanna tell me why i keep thinking of supercorp when i watch the great british baking show??

[wafflesrisa]

Every winter my bad circulation does valiant battle and loses against the inevitable BBEG chilblains

[mirainawen]

season 16 opens

sam wakes up: so dean, get this. in the future we don't get any smarter. we never learn from anything. maybe i should go back to school. also you HAVE to start hating pie.

dean, mouth full of pie: THE VISIONS ARE BACK?!

[apollosdrunkenmixup]

why , why are there teeth. what kind of new fucked up feature is this. and why doesn’t it even work.

[dessi1998]

me: *excited cus I got a dm*

me 5secs later once I see it's from a bot: :(

[astarionsilverbough]

https://youtu.be/zZ-QIEGk7RY

Presented without commentary, that's all

BABE THIS WAS A JUMPSCARE LMFAO

[plangentia]

still thinking about how one of my friends at secondary school was like oh this guy on tinder is perfect for you and then sent me the mos bland looking guy ever with the following in his profile description:

i like:

- marvel

- brooklyn 99

- golden retrievers

and nothing else.